How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

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bluewindsummer:

I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

Click on the panels for translations.

More Avengers Comics

dat russian tho :.D

Come on, come on
Ohh, whow

I feel like I’ve been zipped up tight
A folder full of lonely nights
Waiting for someone to release me

You’re clickin’ your clicks
And empty promises my way
But that don’t mean I’m gonna sing today
OTO, OTO, OTO (oto oto oto…)

Ooohhh, my bank’s sayin’ let’s go
Ooohhh, but my config is sayin’ no

If you wanna sing with me
Baby there’s a price to pay
I’m an OTO in a bottle
You gotta config the right away

If you wanna sing with me
I can make your song come true
I can make a big impression (Oh yea~)
Gonna sing songs for you

I’m a OTO in a bottle baby
Gotta map FRQs honey
I’m a OTO in a bottle baby
Come come, come on and set me up

The FRQs generated and its time to go
The config tool is open, its time to OTO
Waveform loaded
Spectograph function

Processing WAVs at the speed of light
Hopefully I will be done tonight
OTO, OTO, OTO (oto oto oto…)

Ooohhh, my UTAU is ready’ let’s go
Ooohhh, but UtaSynth is sayin’ no (but UtaSynth is sayin’ no)

If you wanna sing with me
Baby there’s a price to pay
I’m an OTO in a bottle
Gotta config the right away

If you wanna sing with me (Ohh)
I can make your song come true (Your song come true ohh)
Just come and configure me baby
And I’ll sing for you

(I’m a OTO in a bottle baby
Gotta map FRQs honey
I’m a OTO in a bottle baby
Come come, come on and set me up)

I’m a OTO in a bottle baby
Gotta map FRQs honey
(If you wanna sing with me)
I’m a OTO in a bottle baby
Come come, come on and set me up

Ooohhh, my UTAU is ready let’s go
Ooohhh, but Freesamp is sayin’ no

If you wanna sing with me
Baby there’s a price to pay
I’m an OTO in a bottle (I’m an OTO in a bottle)
Gotta config the right away

If you wanna sing with me
I can make your song come true
I can make a big impression
And I’ll sing for you

If you wanna sing with me
Baby there’s a price to pay
I’m a OTO in a bottle (I’m an OTO in a bottle)
Gotta config the right away

If you wanna sing with me (If you wanna sing with me)
I can make your song come true
Just come and OTO me, baby
And I’ll sing for you

I’m an OTO in a bottle baby
Come come, come on and set me up

".OTO In A Bottle" Parody Lyrics by Hentai
Parody of "Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera (via dahentai)

tinycartridge:

Here’s Sherlock Holmes in the Great Ace Attorney ⊟

The little girl is Capcom’s version of Watson, a pink-haired 8 year old. Don’t underestimate her, though — Iris Watson is a genius with a medical Ph.D., and the author of novel series The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

The 3DS game is set to release in Japan next spring. Thanks to Kotaku for posting these scans and details from the latest issue of Famitsu.

BUY Ace Attorney games, upcoming releases
azyomecha:

Apparently I’m not the only person who was always bothered by this way of drawing mouths….

azyomecha:

Apparently I’m not the only person who was always bothered by this way of drawing mouths….

(Source: jaidefinichon)

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt)